A Very Fine Thing
"You've got some pretty great stuff in here."
Nexxus Pro-Mend
I was beyond shocked when this actually worked. No more split ends; no more crazy, summer humidity-induced fly-aways.
Philip B Rejuvenating Oil Treatment
Hair ambrosia. Philip B seems to make the cure-all for every type of hair. But be careful; it’s addictive.
Sally Hershberger
Collagen spray for lifeless hair. Thickens like five days of french fries in a row. OHhhhh!
Russian Amber
The most flamboyantly fabulous thing ever to happen to hair. Ever. Ever. EVER. And even if it didn’t make hair behave like a supermodel’s, the smell is heavenly.
Olive Glaze
Body, texture, and a delicious smell. (Yes, I could be describing my husband, but I’m not.)
Golden Goddess
Tiny golden twigs for your tresses. Gorgeous (and on back order as a result — have Etsy notify you when The Sparrow’s Nest will have more ready)!
Sumo Wax
The magic stuff that makes my husband pretty. (Just kidding, honey, you’re naturally pretty.)
